This Is A Fun Thing To Do.

Attention Everyone:

Ask Mary Beth how she feels about the metro system in Washington, D.C.

This will stimulate conversation for the next eight minutes and forty-four seconds.

This is especially useful if she is at a boring party with you and you want to promote discussion among the guests.

The effects of this conversation on the recipient may vary. Side effects include, but are not limited to: acquiring knowledge of the union and union members, increased/decreased appreciation for the union and union members, annoyance, anger, boredom, and genuine interest. *

*1% of recipients have experienced true happiness, though whether this symptom is a result of this conversation remains unconfirmed.

If anger persists 24 hours after the discussion, contact your physician.

This is safe for pregnant women and women who are breastfeeding.